If you thought your Avatar was looking a little bit too much like a filthy vagrant knave, then never fear! Microsoft is looking out for you with a new range of formal wear, allowing your twee little mascot to look spiffier than a Nazi at a cocktail party.
From ball gowns to cummerbunds (haha,cummerbunds), Microsoft has it all. The new clothing items are marked with a gold star in the Avatar Editor. As you can see, my own hideous alter ego is sporting a rather smart bowler hat to go with his new tuxedo. God I’m so gay.
In fact, I believe that Microsoft’s new dress-up game is part of an overall mission to turnallXbox Live users gay, thus ensuring they never procreate. A very wise move, and one I support. The full list of new togs, as announced byMajor Nelson, are as follows:
For the gentlemen we haveBlue Tuxedo (save that one for prom season)Black TuxedoShirt with CummerbundBlack TrilbyBowler Hat
For the ladies we have:Elegant Ball GownLittle Black DressFormal Trouser SuitElegant WatchRed 60’s ShadesStrappy High HeelsPlatform Shoes
This is all well and good, but seriously, start breaking out theHaloandGearsshirts. This gentle, non-threatening BS can only last so long. We want zombie masks and Freddy Krueger gloves, NOW!
