Bayonettais soon to rape the face of Japan while we in the West have to wait until next year. That sucks, but whatdoesn’tsuck is this utterly ridiculous commercial. If you want to watch a cute Japanese girl get herself off over Bayonetta while a man barks incoherent nonsense in a needlessly authoritative tone, then you are going to really enjoy watching it.
In other news,Bayonettahas been reviewed inFamitsuand given a 40/40 score. Just thought I’d mention that, rather than do a full “Videogame magazine reviews videogame” story that seems to happen every timeFamitsurates something. If you’re not playedthe demo, I urge you to get a Japanese Xbox Live account and do so, as it’s really rather brilliant.