“What’s up your ass Kate? You lovevideogames.”“I do. I’m just sick of beating you guys all the time. It’s like I’m the Harlem Globetrotters and you guys are two retarded assholes.”And with that, I think I have fallen in love with a really great new series.Clock Suckersfollows the life of Ben, Kate and Tanner. One day, Ben’s crazy inventor uncle dies and Ben gets some of his uncles inventions. Among the inventions, Ben gets a robot, a talking hover cat, a lifetime supply of Ensure and more importantly to the plot, a time machine … which is also a bathtub.In the latest episode, Ben and Tanner try to create the ultimate hybrid system, theAtaritendoSEGA. Ben and Tanner still need some parts, so they could either go toRadioShack, or just go back in time when the parts to the systems were still being made. Unfortunately for them, the time machine conflicts with theAtaritendoSEGAand they end up traveling into (take a wild freaking guess) avideogameworld! From there, they beat the shit out ofDigDug, stealExcite’sbike, find out Sonic is addicted toMethand other funny antics that I would like to describe, but then I’d ruin the entire video. Also, they kill the stars ofTwo and Half Men. I hate that f*ckingshow.[Thanks to EternalDarkWing and our pals atCollegeHumor.]
“What’s up your ass Kate? You lovevideogames.”
“I do. I’m just sick of beating you guys all the time. It’s like I’m the Harlem Globetrotters and you guys are two retarded assholes.”
And with that, I think I have fallen in love with a really great new series.Clock Suckersfollows the life of Ben, Kate and Tanner. One day, Ben’s crazy inventor uncle dies and Ben gets some of his uncles inventions. Among the inventions, Ben gets a robot, a talking hover cat, a lifetime supply of Ensure and more importantly to the plot, a time machine … which is also a bathtub.
In the latest episode, Ben and Tanner try to create the ultimate hybrid system, theAtaritendoSEGA. Ben and Tanner still need some parts, so they could either go toRadioShack, or just go back in time when the parts to the systems were still being made. Unfortunately for them, the time machine conflicts with theAtaritendoSEGAand they end up traveling into (take a wild freaking guess) avideogameworld! From there, they beat the shit out ofDigDug, stealExcite’sbike, find out Sonic is addicted toMethand other funny antics that I would like to describe, but then I’d ruin the entire video. Also, they kill the stars ofTwo and Half Men. I hate that f*ckingshow.
[Thanks to EternalDarkWing and our pals atCollegeHumor.]
