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Welcome back to another Comments of the Week!
This is the community showcase where fellow Dtoiders, such as yourselves, can read funny comments from other Dtoiders, such as yourselves. Since we all know how much we love ourselves, that means there’s lots of love in the air, so wave your hands like you just don’t care!
Whether you’ve been busy planning that special night for that special someone, or you simply need something to read to calm your nerves while you wait for the love of your life to frickin’ remember what day is today, then this is for you!
As always, comments are placed into three categories:
TRUTH:According to a survey, 180 million Valentine’s Day cards are exchanged every year.
LOL:I wonder how many V-cards are taken.
WUT?:Ladies, I’m offering my membership for $69 this year!
If you didn’t check out last week’s edition of Comments of the Week, then you can find out how big of a bitch my ex isright here. No, I’m totally not still thinking about her!
FromReport: Titanfall 2 will include single-player mode
Dreamweaver:Bitches loves motherfucking mechs.
FromUbisoft deliberately keeping PC version of The Division ‘in check’ with consoles
Dreamweaver:Can’t we ever been-raged?
FromClueless Gamer returns with guests for Doom
Dreamweaver:Who else is going to be blowing holes tonight? :3
FromPrecision platformer N++ headed to Steam
Dreamweaver:When “Fuck yes” just isn’t good enough.
FromAnd the winner of the Games Journalism Award…not a games journalist!
FromDevs are already thinking about the next generation of consoles
FromThe newest Pokemon on the block is ‘Magiana’
FromUmbrella Corps unveils its Resident Evil 5 themed map
Dreamweaver:More like Call of Booty, judging from the dude on the left.
FromCliffy B: ‘I woulda f**ked up Silent Hills’
Dreamweaver:At least his last name doesn’t begin with a “D”.
FromPirating group 3DM had an internal meeting, decided ‘not to crack for a year’
FromBioWare writer David Gaider moves to Beamdog
Dreamweaver:I’m surprised it took 56 weeks of Comments of the Week for someone to fall for that!
Dreamweaver:Say that with a Russian accent!
FromDon’t even bother booting up Destiny for the Crimson Days event
Dreamweaver:Chris Carterdoeskinda sound like the name of an action movie star. Like Chris Tucker playing Agent Carter inRush Hour.
FromSomeone made Dark Souls’ Anor Londo in Minecraft
Dreamweaver:Considering how high up his character is in this screenshot, I doubt we can ever reach his level.
FromAmerican Truck Simulator has a hefty demo
Dreamweaver:Fuck, I wonder if it’s infectious
FromFirewatch dev ‘super fu*king bummed’ about PS4 frame rate issues
FromActivision says there will be a Destiny sequel in 2017
Dreamweaver:Gosh darn it, I say!
FromMeet BrolyLegs, the competitive Street Fighter player who fights with his mouth
FromZelda looks right at home with an isometric art style
FromKnack 2? Is that you? Could it be true?
Dreamweaver:What would we do with the dog bone?
FromYou could be playing Red Dead Redemption on your Xbox One right now
FromWatch Pokemon: The First Movie online for free
Dreamweaver:Whoa, that’s pretty harsh for something that happened 17 years ago.
FromBeware those Pokemon Go beta sign-up pages, they’re all scams
Dreamweaver:His penis is going to steal all the women away from him.
FromFarewell, newest Super Smash Bros., you were the best
Dreamweaver:I hope he ate a lot of fiber.
FromKanye West reveals new game about his mother ascending to heaven
FromOvercooked is a cooperative cooking game on LSD
Dreamweaver:Ew, who the hell eats Frosted Mini-Wheats?
FromDung beetles, split-screen, and more added to ARK: Survival Evolved for Xbox One
FromIt takes a lot to make a stew
Dreamweaver:Who says Destructoid can’t be educational?
And that’s it for this edition! Now go snuggle up to that special someone before I have to do it myself. You know I will!
