Yes, we’re giving away an actual log

In today’s contest we’re giving away a log. A piece of wood. And alsoLog Jammersfor Steam.

Few websites have the guts to give away real, tangible prizes. Fewer still have the fortitude to go out of their way to host contests featuring exclusive, one-of-a-kind items you can’t get anywhere else. And let’s face it — only one website has the courage to give away a log.

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Destructoid is that website.

Mega Cat Studios’ latest creation,Log Jammers, is hitting Early Access. And as we’re wont to do, we’re giving away a key so you can check it out. We’re also giving away a log with your name and said key engraved into it, so you can be the lumberiest jack who’s ever lived.

Originally released as afully-fledged NES game,Log Jammershas spent the last two years being reimagined into a modern experience. Now your esports dreams of throwing axes at a zombified bear as a pissed off lumberjack while balancing on logs in an attempt to reach a high score are finally coming true! Look at these game features:

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The game sounds great, yeah? Well guess what, lumberjackass — you’re also getting some wood with this one.

That’s right, that’s a literal log, emblazoned with both your Steam keyandyour stinkin’ name. Give a man a wood and he’ll jack for a day; but if youteacha man to wood, he’ll jack for many days to come. The power is yours.

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To enter to win, use the widget below to leave your name and email address. You can enter daily. Click around in that bad boy for ways to earn bonus entries to increase your odds of winning.

We’ve got one woody prize to give away; our winner will be drawn Friday, May 29. As this is a certified piece of US Log, you’ll need a United States shipping address in order to win.

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Log JammershitsEarly Access May 25thwith a full release and console versions planned for later this year.

Contest: This log has your name on it – literally – and a Steam key for Log Jammers

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