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In aGameSpot report, Capcom demonstrated exactly how terminally bloody stupid the mainstream game industry truly is, confessing thatDead Rising 3is planning to appeal toCall of Dutyfans. Because of course, following the leader is exactly howyoulead!

In a bid to, yes, “appeal to a wider audience,”Dead Rising 3has been given a brown color scheme, a serious tone, and a “realistic” approach. As if going down a checklist of bullshit PR phrases, Capcom also promises the violence will be “more visceral.”

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It would appear the publisher learned nothing fromResident Evil 6, a game that also ignored everything its series was founded on in a desperate, blind, pathetic attempt to grasp for an audience that was too busy playingCall of Dutyto notice a poor attempting at apingCall of Duty. This is a lesson major publishers seem to refuse to accept, as they perpetuate the same cycle of failure they’re been spinning on for the past few years.

As I’malways frigging saying, companies will shoot themselves in the foot if they keep insanely believing they can photocopyCall of Duty‘s success by scraping pitifully in its shadow. They need to start leading their own markets, rather than grab slices of a market already conquered.

Promotional art for Warframe`s Duviri Paradox, which shows Dominus Thrax and the cast of the expansion.

But no, that requires too much thought. Better to just smash existing games with their own unique appeal, and reconstruct them into some bastard mutant that is everything and nothing at once.

Naoe, Sorin, and Jinchiro looking serious

Sekiro

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GTA V

State of Decay

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Oraxia, a spider-inspired Warframe with multiple legs. Webs appear on the background.