Holy hell! This has been a long week, and we’ve only just begun. As much as I believe this conference wasn’t as eventful as prior years’ — E3 2013 is going to be insane! — there was still so much to be passionate about, even if we weren’t overwhelmed with a flood of surprises.

While much of our E3 team makes the journey back home tonight, know that there’s plenty more content on the way these next few days. For now, though, here’s a recap of what kept us busy in Los Angeles. I don’t know what a cuttlefish has to do with E3, either, but we can figure it out together.

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Wii U:E3: Hands-on with Super Mario Bros. UE3: Hands-on with Pikmin 3E3: Hands-on with the Wii U GamePadE3: Hands-on with the Wii U Pro ControllerE3: Hands-on with Nintendo Land: Zelda: Battle QuestE3: Hands-on with Nintendo Land: Luigi’s Ghost MansionE3: Hands-on with Nintendo Land: Takamuru’s Ninja CastleE3: Hands-on with Nintendo Land: AC: Sweet DayE3: Hands-on with Nintendo Land: DK’s Crash CourseE3: Hands-on with Project P-100E3: Hands-on with ZombiUE3: Hands-on with Rayman Legends

Xbox 360:Hands-on with Gears of War: Judgment’s Overrun modeE3: Fans have nothing to worry about with Halo 4’s multiE3: Forza Horizon is more than casual racingE3: Hands-on with Halo 4’s Spartan Ops missions

A battle scene in Battlefield 6 Open Beta

PlayStation 3:E3: PS All-Stars Battle Royale hands-on: Drake, Big DaddyE3: No Man’s Land pushes PlayStation Home to its limitE3: Player choice completely changes The Last of UsE3: David Cage reaches new heights in Beyond: Two SoulsE3: When Vikings Attack is good for drunken party play

Multiplatform:E3: Dead Space 3 is exactly what I wanted: MoreE3: Blowin’ up Brits in Assassin’s Creed IIIE3: The new Tomb Raider is a terrifying thrill rideE3: Experiencing the open world of Sleeping DogsE3: Our first hands-on with Resident Evil 6E3: Dishonored: Superb supernatural stealthE3: Putting the ‘amazing’ back in The Amazing Spider-ManE3: Hands-on with Transformers: Fall of CybertronE3: What’s new with Skylanders GiantsE3: South Park: The Stick of Truth feels like the showE3: Cutting is fun in Metal Gear Rising: RevengeanceE3: DmC: The barfing boss I couldn’t beatE3: Playing DOOM 3: BFG Edition in spooky 3DE3: Jimpressions of Darksiders IIE3: Hands-on with Zone of the Enders HDE3: Kill foreigners with friends in Far Cry 3 co-opE3: Far Cry 3 drives me to the brink of sanity/boobsE3: All I wanna do is Dance Central 3E3: Crysis 3 has guns that shoot 500 rounds a secondE3: Persona 4 Arena plays as good as itE3: Double Fine’s The Cave utterly delightfulE3: Hunting MOAR bugs in Aliens: Colonial MarinesE3: Jimpressions of Transformers: Fall of CybertronE3: Madden NFL 13 feels better because of physicsE3: Unchained Blades is an RPG for the hardcoreE3: Bright and beautiful Borderlands 2 pulls no punchesE3: Hands-on with Hell Yeah! Wrath of the Dead RabbitE3: FIFA 13 subtly iterating on FIFA 12E3: Sitting down with Family Guy: Back to the MultiverseE3: Body slamming men in tights from space in InjusticeE3: Need for Speed: Most Wanted sure feels like BurnoutE3: Skyrim’s Dawnguard expansion goes gothic on my assE3: Guardians of Middle-earth won this non-LOTR fan over

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PC:E3: Getting around the new SimCityE3: The Elder Scrolls Online: First details and gameplayE3: Insomniac’s Outernauts is rad space PokémonE3: Jetpack dragons & skeleton boobs in Dragon CommanderE3: First look at Divinity: Original SinE3: Storm Legion gives Rift more land, more adventuresE3: Scuba-on-scuba action in Arma 3E3: Free-to-play PlanetSide 2 impressed usE3: Magicka + Diablo + Disneyland = DungeonlandE3: Get your monster huntin’ on with MMORPG RaiderzE3: Hands-on with Epic Mickey: Power of IllusionE3: Daedalic and the return of the classic adventure gameE3: The Showdown Effect is big, dumb nostalgic ’80s funStarCraft II: Heart of the Swarm will shake things up

3DS:E3: Castlevania: Lords of Shadow – Mirror of FateE3: New details on Paper Mario: Sticker StarE3: Castlevania: Lords of Shadow – Mirror of Fate preview

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PlayStation Vita:E3: ‘Smart As…’ proves game journalists are stupidE3: PlayStation All-Stars can be played on Vita, but why?E3: Jet Set Radio on Vita is Dreamcast-aliciousE3: Orgarhythm is hard to explain, but fun to playE3: I played Silent Hill: Book of Memories and LIKED itE3: Sly’s Vita debut pickpocketed my heart

Mobile:E3: The Act delightfulE3: Outrun the coppers in NFS: Most Wanted for iOSE3: Motley Blocks, a puzzle game that I love to hateE3: Final Fantasy Dimensions is old-school Final Fantasy

A snap of the upcoming MESA update in PEAK

Hardware:E3: Getting my grubby mitts on FUS1ON tourney controllerE3: Turtle Beach’s SEVEN series, official headset of MLGE3: Our first look at Turtle Beach’s Black Ops 2 line-up

Naked Snake sneaking around in MGS Delta.

Battlefield 6 aiming RPG at a helicopter

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Milla Jovovich portraying Alice in Resident Evil 2002, wearing a red dress and holding a gun in her hand.