Oh, the wild life of a food critic! Tasting exotic foods and flying around the world on the company’s dime. But what would it be without a little adventure? Like having to fight vampires on a plane, for instance.

That’s the premise behind Blobber Team’s upcoming WiiWare title,Last Flight, where you take control of food critic Larry Adelman as he tries to survive on a bloodsucker infested flight. Using a whip soaked in holy water to stun the vampires, you’ll then have to finish them off by piercing their hearts with a wooden stake. If these screen shots are any indication, you’ll also wield meat cleavers, and there will be some blood. Lots of it.

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Let’s hope that the whole “food critic kills vampires on a plane” is not some wackyGoogle translation from the source, because dreams would be crushed. Now if only Rachael Ray were a playable character in this game; I could make her die over and over and over …

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