Put on your headphones and dim the lights

The low-level echelon of so-called “gamers” havesaid their pieceabout Ubisoft’s decision to delayRayman Legendsfor the sake of porting it to the 360 and PS3. Now it’s time for arealman’s man to speak softly into your ear and say all the oh-so right things.

This man, by the by, is Andrew Eisen. He and his sexy man voice gained a smidgen of popularity back in 2011 when he chastised Nintendo fornot letting him spend moneyon games that should have been localized. Whether you think his arguments are on the ball or not is irrelevant. He can say whatever the hell he wants as long as he continues to make sweet, passionate love to our ear holes.

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