What’s big, black, and costs $1,000?
Nope, it’s not two 20G PlayStation 3 models, it’s the price of some guy on Craigslist offering his services as a bodyguard. Imagine, you’re in line, and some punk 12 year old cuts in front of you after you’ve waited for 38 hours. What happens next? Check the picture above. Big Brotha’ Willie stands 6’7″ and can “hurl a 160lb body ten feet off the curb.” Apparently the $1,000 also covers two to three hours of friendship....