Plus: I want to play Ni No Kuni let me play it now please

Okay, secret confession — today’s Destructoid Show was actually shot yesterday. Because today, we have to go on a field trip to preview a bunch of games. If the news seems a little less fresh than usual, that’s probably why.

In order to further promoteHitman Absolutionand offend everyone in the process, Square Enix released a Facebook game centered around insulting and threatening friends, and in order to promoteTomb Raider, they released a screenshot of Lara Croft getting bit by a dog. PlayStation owners will get demos forMetal Gear Rising: RevengeanceandNi No Kuni: Wrath of The White Witch,as well as some freeFar Cry 3co-op DLC.

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But, wait — what’s this? A surprise appearance by Gian Cruz, creator ofWriter Rumble?Lovely!

A battle scene in Battlefield 6 Open Beta

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A snap of the upcoming MESA update in PEAK

Naked Snake sneaking around in MGS Delta.

Battlefield 6 aiming RPG at a helicopter

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Milla Jovovich portraying Alice in Resident Evil 2002, wearing a red dress and holding a gun in her hand.