Plus: I want to play Ni No Kuni let me play it now please
Okay, secret confession — today’s Destructoid Show was actually shot yesterday. Because today, we have to go on a field trip to preview a bunch of games. If the news seems a little less fresh than usual, that’s probably why.
In order to further promoteHitman Absolutionand offend everyone in the process, Square Enix released a Facebook game centered around insulting and threatening friends, and in order to promoteTomb Raider, they released a screenshot of Lara Croft getting bit by a dog. PlayStation owners will get demos forMetal Gear Rising: RevengeanceandNi No Kuni: Wrath of The White Witch,as well as some freeFar Cry 3co-op DLC.
But, wait — what’s this? A surprise appearance by Gian Cruz, creator ofWriter Rumble?Lovely!