This month isDestructoid Boot Camp, soSOUND OFF, YOU WORTHLESS MAGGOTS! DROP AND GIVE ME TWENTY! MOVE IT! MOVE IT! Um, sorry about that. Actually, Destructoid Boot Camp is a celebration of all thingssports games. But I have to be honest, I don’t play sports games … at all. No, wait, I take that back. As I have mentioned onRetroforceGO!, if Peach is in a tennis skirt or your base/soccer/tennis ball turns into a massive fireball at some point Iwillplay it. But any modern traditional sports game I pretty much have no interest in.

Lucky for this quiz, though, there are atonof retro sports games that I not only played, but loved! Even if you hate sports games, you might be surprised by how many of these you actually remember. Why not take the quiz to find out?! How else are you going to impress those cheerleaders?

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Honestly, I have nothing sports-related in my magical bag of goodies, so this week’s prize is just a random hodgepodge of some retro treats (including a Tetris puzzle cube thing and some Nintendo trinkets). Just leave your answers in the comments and whoever gets the most right will triumph! In the event of a tie, just make sure you answer the tie-breaker question (whoever gets the closest wins). Check mycommunity blogtomorrow (12/13) for all the correct answers and to see who emerges as the champion.

Put on your cup (this one ishard) and … good luck!

Hell is Us gameplay reveal

Category:Sports gamesNumber of questions:20Difficulty:Hard

  1. What does the woman announcer say before each qualifying run inPole Position?

Black Ops 6 Season 5 Multiplayer Ransack Mode

a. “Prepare to qualify!”b. “Prepare to race!”c. “Begin!”d. “Ready to qualify?”

  1. Name the retro console the below baseball game is from:

Tekken Tag Tournament 2: a black and white Jin and Heihachi stand back-to-back.

a. Atari 2600b. Commodore 64c. Intellivisiond. NES

  1. Which of the following isnotone of the events in Konami’s classicTrack & Field?

a. Hammer throwb. Long jumpc. 100 Meter Dashd. Pole vault

PEAK Bing Bong plushie

Match the below real world sports star with the videogame they would most likely star in:

5.Blades of Steel

Silent Hill f: a woman’s face covered in blossoming but deadly looking flowers.

7.Goal!

  1. Little Timmy fromNorth Carolinawants to visit all the cities of the world. Unfortunately, a new law dictates that Americans can only travel to countries that host playable teams inIce Hockeyfor the NES. Because of this outlandishness, which of these world capitals will Timmyneverbe able to visit?

a.Warsawb.Stockholmc.Berlind.Ottawa

Mei NERF gun in OW2

  1. What kind of vehicle is driven during theStunt Race FXbonus tracks?

  2. If the real world was likeNBA Jamfor the Genesis, what wouldKobeBryant have to do to set a basketball on fire?

Battlefield 6 vehicles combat

a. Perform a slam dunkb. Successfully shoot a three-pointerc. Score three baskets in a rowd. Sink a basket from past half court

  1. According to the NES “extreme” sports game, what must everyone do or face a horrible death?

Several men standing and watching at an explosion in the distance in Battlefield 6.

a. Glideb. Surfc. ‘chuted. Skate

  1. Box art memories! What number is missing from the below cover art?

a. 10b. 25c. 35d. 50

BO7 key art

13.Chad’s favorite sports game ever! Which of the following isnotone of the selectable teams inBaseball Stars?

14. Pick out theleadbike rider inExcitebike:

  1. How many bullets do you get per round inDuck Hunt?

a. 1b. 2c. 3d. 4

a. Narcis Princeb. Nick Bruiserc. Aran Ryand. Dragon Chan

  1. Fake fellatio alert! What horrible sports game just becameamazingsolely based on the below screenshot?

19.World Games

  1. How many players are on a team inSuper Dodge Ball?

a. 3b. 4c. 5d. 6

*Tie-breaker question! Including all types of racing games, how manyreleasedsports games has Mario appeared in?

The Great Retro Quiz Hall of Champions.01:The Virtual Console (NES)–No prize

.02:The Virtual Console (SNES)–Aerox.03:Bomberman–ShawnKelfonne.04:The Legend of Zelda–nebyoolae.05:The Virtual Console (N64)–Quisling.06:Metroid–No prize.07:Contra–Quisling.08:Halloween edition–OpTiMaL.09:Final Fantasy IV–Cacticus.10:Super Mario Bros.–teknomcr.11:Mega Man–Itchy Tasty.12:Sonic the Hedgehog–prowlerx083