“I likedIndigo Prophecy, butHeavy RainandBeyondsucked.”

Oh, is that right?Heavy Rainis a little bit bad, and I haven’t playedBeyond, but let’s never get rose-tinted when talking aboutFahrenheit/Indigo Prophecy. Because for its exciting, body-hiding opening, it had plenty of garbage going on, including the most unrealistic thing ever seen in a medium where plumbers smash turtles andDoomguy’s abs look like that.

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Here is the breakdown. Bad sweatered goofball of a main character, Lucas, has been broken up with. His ex comes to get some things and, during small talk, notices his guitar. Instead of taking her things and leaving, she asks him to play guitar for her.She asks him to play guitar for her.

Instead of sitting on a chair, she sits on the floor, fixated. Lucas plucks sad guitar as the player beep boops aSimonand the ex-girlfriend listens quietly and approvingly for like two minutes straight.

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Then they bang to even worse music.

It is possible that David Cage has never talked to a real human, I agree with you all.

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Milla Jovovich portraying Alice in Resident Evil 2002, wearing a red dress and holding a gun in her hand.