Is this eligible for The Game Awards?
There’s aGabe Newell Simulatoron Steam Early Access and it costs seven American dollars. The entirety of that sentence should be enough for you to make a purchasing decision, right?
For what it’s worth, I think a Gabe Newell simulator could absolutely be funny. Anything can be funny, but this might be the perfect time for a cutting satire of the most powerful man in digital gaming. Between Early Access, Greenlight, the unstoppableDota 2juggernaut, Valve’s trading card economy, and, yes, evenHalf-Life 3, a game like this has never been more timely.
The Beginner’s Guideshows us that games about games can be financially and critically successful. But from the looks of it,Gabe Newell Simulatoris noBeginner’s Guide.
WHAT DO WE WANT”Memes”WHEN DO WE WANT IT”Instead of regular jokes”
— wint (@dril)July 10, 2025
