Now in English
Last year, The Pokémon Companyproduced a Japanese songfor Magikarp, “the pity Pokémon.” Even without knowing the words, it was enjoyable (and by enjoyable, I meandistressing), but now we’ve got those too. The translated song went up today, and it’ll make you wanna hug your Magikarp.
The lyrics:
Totally pathetic, unreliable.Known throughout the worldfor being super weak.Maybe in ancient timesit was really strong.That’s what the rumors say,but they’re probably wrong.But now it’s so weak,the weakest in the land.So weak that it’s sad,really really sad.The weak Pokémon,that’s you, Magikarp.But though you are the weakest,still you’ve won my heart.Oh, weak Pokémon,my love for you is strong.Honestly, it’s magicalyou’ve survived this long.All it does is jump and splash,jump and splash around.It splashes up whole mountainsand all the way back down.Why jump? What’s the pointwhen nobody cares?It uses Splash in battle.Nothing happens.Jumping and splashing,every single day.Until Pidgeotto…carries it away.The jumping Pokémon,that’s you, Magikarp.Although your moves are pointless,still you’ve won my heart.Oh, splashing Pokémon,my love for you is strong.Honestly, it’s magicalyou’ve survived this long.Wherever you go fishing,it’s the first you’ll catch.Even with an Old Rod,you’ll soon have quite a batch.Cast off in a river,or a puddle, or the sea.Anywhere your hook is,Magikarp will be.The slightest currentwill carry it away.Anyplace the river bends…that’s where they all stay.A nibble on the line…that’s you, Magikarp.Right back in you go,because you’ve won my heart.Thought I caught a bite…but it’s Magikarp.I could never eat you…because you’ve won my heart.Its Shiny formsparkles golden in the light.But don’t be deceived.It’s still Magikarp inside.Evolving into Gyaradosmakes it super strong.Waiting to reach that leveltakes way too long.Did you just buy oneat the store yesterday?Sorry, there’s no refunds. Please go away.The pity Pokémon,that’s you, Magikarp.Although they thinkyou’re worthless…still you’ve won my heart.The pity Pokémon,Magikarp, it’s true.At least your lowly ranking…means nothing to you.Beloved Pokémon,that’s you, Magikarp.Somehow you’ve turned weaknessinto a kind of art.You’re my Pokémon,Magikarp, my dream…Six matching Magikarp,that’ll be my team.Beloved Pokémon,that’s you, Magikarp.Magical and special,of course you’ve won my heart.The greatest Pokémon,Magikarp, it’s true.And that’s why I’ve writtenthis love song just for you!
