All aboard!

Chuga-chuga-chuga-chuga-chuga-chuga-chuga-chuga-CHOO-CHOO! The Humble Bundle Express is pulling into the station.

Train Simulatoris barreling down the track, and you’re behind the lever that diverts the two paths. One leads to great savings and many very impressive trains. The other leads to nothing — no trains, no deals, no aggressive steam clouds, no chuga-chuga-choo-choo. This doesn’t pose the same kind of Sophie’s choice likethat other train/lever scenario.

TheHumble Train Simulator Bundleis live, and it affords the opportunity to buy all sorts of virtual trains. Better that than many model trains taking up physical space running through your tiny apartment. The obvious gem isTrain Simulator 2020for $1. But feast your eyes on all the other trains that could be yours for a mere $12. For added effect, make the Tim AllenHome Improvementgrunt after reading every train:

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Unlock by paying $1 or more:

Unlock by paying more than the average ($4.31 at time of writing):

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Unlock by paying $12 or more:

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A ruined police station in Raccoon City in Resident Evil Requiem.

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