There is only one dev for me…
Picture this: It is two weeks till prom and you have to ask a gaming personality to be your date. Who would you ask and why?
I’d ask the game dev formerly known as “CliffyB,” Cliff Bleszinski, because he encompasses all that is masculine yet still someone manages to maintain a boyish charm. Cliff has worked on such classics asJazz Jackrabbit,Unreal Tournament, andGears of Warand now runs Boss Key Productions where he is working on the secretiveBlue Streak. He is legen…wait for it…dary, and made the curb stomp totally cool again.
Cliff hasthe cars, getsthe girl, and thedude isUnreal. Plus I heard the Dude is Huge if you know what I mean; wink, wink, nudge, nudge. Not that I’m a size queen… If Dude Huge plays his cards right, I might even let him use me ashis mouse pad.
So CliffyB, will you go to prom with me? Please don’t curb stomp my heart.
This could be us:
Cliff, just so you know, if you say no, I’m going to have to Double Fine’s Tim Schafer because at least he will make me laugh with his puppetry.
