…but no answers
When I heard there was a new game calledXavieron the Wii U eShop, I got pretty excited. I’ve been patiently staring at my computer monitor, waiting for the announcement of aXavier: Renegade Angelgame for many years now.
Looks like I’ll have to keep waiting, though you might not know that at first glance.Xavierthe game andXavierthe show both have a creepy, low-fi polygon-yuck look to them, but that’s where the similarities seem to end. After watching the trailer for a few minutes, I had firmly decidednotto write about it. It just wasn’t newsworthy enough, gosh darn it! Then a few minutes after finishing the trailer, I realized Ihadto write about it. There are too many questions that need to be answered here, questions that I think only you’re able to answer.
Like why the nose ring? Are those hands or feet? Why does he only have four toes and/or fingers? Why is that man wearing a mask, and why is he talking so much? How is a stone a cell phone? Where are his legs? Why always coins?